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muse2747
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Posted: Sun Jun 10th, 2007 05:37 am |
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I am grateful to say I have not masturbated since 12/26/05, and before that I had not gone so long since I was about 10, back when men first landed on the moon.
Funny thing happened to me last week. I was up watching Jay Leno's monologue, which my mother-in-law watches (I live with her, yep, it's a measure of how our marriage has become soiled with my addiction) and noticed every Leno joke was sex-related innuendo. Then he had an actor from the Soprano's show come and do a skit where he walked through the streets and made guesses about passersby, and then asked them if the guesses were right. They were frequently sexual types of guesses.
With all the focus on sex, I wondered that anyone will soon have a real desire, but be filled with lust desire instead based on this constant feeding of obsessive tendencies in people.
Anyhow I went to bed in annoyance, and awoke in the morning exhausted, too much so to get out of bed, and lay there drifting back off to sleep. I had a strong fantasy, and felt the approach of an orgasm, but suddenly a burning sensation blotted it out and I had to run to the bathroom to pee. I tried to do so, but could not; all my hydraulics down there were confused. They literally did not know if they were coming or going!
And I did not know whether to laugh or get mad.
I was powerless to stop but for the burning sensation. God is also the God of pee I suppose!
If the God of pee protects me until June 26 I'll have 18 months of sobriety!
Not that I mean to insult God, I think we all need to try to laugh despite this predicament we have.
Cheers
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